10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.