10 Random Poker Quotes

Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha