10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.