10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• It's Free To Fold...
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.