10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fold and live to fold again
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."