10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fold and live to fold again
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury