10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.