10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss