10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.