10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.