10 Random Poker Quotes

Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.