10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers