10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."