10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for loners.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway