10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery