10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson