10 Random Poker Quotes

If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd