10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.