10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.