10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.