10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.