10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Those eggs smell delicious!