10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.