10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion