10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers