10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."