10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have