10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes