10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)