10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.