10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."