10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd