10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."