10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear