10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Those eggs smell delicious!