10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha