10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak