10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05