10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "No river, no fish."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson