10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.