10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi