10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine