10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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