10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester