10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth