10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from