10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake