10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fook the floosh droo!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.