10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels