10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- It's Free To Fold...
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"